Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
The internet is abuzz with Fifty Shades Of Grey casting rumors. And it's gonna stay that way until we know who is chosen, if ever…
Comedian Paul Scheer auditioned for the part and it somehow got "leaked" online.
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to experience his amazing line reading and firm grasp of sensuality!
We think he's a frontrunner! LOLz!