All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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OMG if these two ever hook up…
Getting his number from a mutual friend (Katy? Was it you??), Rih apparently thought it might be nice to send him some "sexy, funny texts" to cheer him up now that Kristen Stewart's out of the picture.
"They’ve met several times at award bashes over the years. RiRi thinks he’s very cute, but nothing ever came of it because he was attached to Kristen — and it’s not her style to steal someone else’s man. At first, Rob thought someone Punk’d him. Eventually Rihanna convinced him she was for real, but Rob has been resisting her. Rihanna would love to meet up with him. And Rob’s friends keep telling him he has to start enjoying life again. What better person to help cheer him up than Rihanna?"
Ha! This is too good to be true!
Seriously… we're loving the fan-fiction here! It's tickling our pickle… but don't hate us if we don't buy it just yet! xoxo
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