Gatha' round, chil'ren! Gatha' round!!
It's time for a chilling tale of deceit, drama… and GROUP SEX!!!
According to a naughty source in Star, Kim Kardashian was graciously licking another woman's body when he peeped in and couldn't resist their sexy feminine bodies!
So naturally, he decided to take it upon himself and reveal all the saucy deets of Kim's supposed sexy romp!! OoOoooh… can't wait to read that fan-fic!! ;)
MOVING ALONG NOW….
Sources explain to UsWeekly that Bachelorette Emily Maynard was caught CHEATING!!
Umm… did she not learn anything from Kristen Stewart's scandal?? Or was it because she wanted a scandal in the first place??? Hmm…
IN OTHER NEWS….
Kate Middleton and Prince William are still perfect. Their jubilant celebrations at the Olympics (with the every day folk) only solidified their place in first world hearts.
AND THIS IS INTERESTING….
Katie Holmes is reportedly working on a tell-all book that could shatter Tom Cruise's world as he knows it!
According to The National Enquirer, this supposed book will reveal "gay lies" and "therapy session" deets!! Dayum… talk about scandalous!! Not sure if it we'll ever see it happen, though…
Scott Disick is still pissing Kourtney Kardashian off. But can she really handle being a single mother of two??
…with all that money??? Of course she can!! Not to mention the fact that she's beautiful and smart beyond dreams!!
She could replace him a lot faster than E! programs KUWTK marathons, that's for sure!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….
The Globe actually had the audacity to say that Bill Clinton was humiliated by Hillary Clinton dirty dancing with another woman. But they said it was a "dying Clinton" that was humiliated.
Give us a break! That's just plain wrong!!
AND THAT WRAPS UP ANOTHER TABLOID COVER PARTY!!!
SEE YA NEXT TIME, PEREZCIOUS READERS!!!
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