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Or perhaps One Direction's Harry, Liam, Louis or Niall are the flavors you fancy?? Well Perezcious readers, now you can! LOLz! At least, if you live i… Read more…

27 comments to “Wanna Suck On One Direction's Zayn Malik???”

  1. david says – reply to this


    how could ph sell space, knowing he has mocked them in the past, and even moreso, their terrible human rights violations, including the ulitimate violation (see narconon arrowhead).
    shame on you ph!
    you are prob signing onto this scientology charade, arent ya'?
    na-nu. na-nu.
    you are a mess ph!

  2. 2

    99 pence**** not pounds..

  3. 3

    Pence, not pounds you idiot.

  4. 4

    This is the most disgustingly written article ever. What are these kids like 18? Gross.

  5. Fergie_beat_Marios_Ass says – reply to this


    Perving over minors again. And you want equal rights.

  6. daheehoo says – reply to this


    That's why he thinks it's 99 pounds, not 99 pence. He's used to paying out 99 pounds to suck on boys like Zayn Malik.

  7. Olivia Kaged says – reply to this


    Uh to the dump fans of One Direction. The boys are British and all over the age of 16 therefore are not minors. In Britain if you are 16 and over you are an adult and over the age of consent not a minor. That is not paedophilia. And hello he didn't create them he's making fan of a rather dull product. Yes kids will be sucking One Direction lollipops….that whole product itsself is just as twisted as the JLS condoms. Its the creator who is the real paedophile. AND HOW DARE ANY OF YOU SAY HOMOSEXUALS ARE NOT ALLOWED EQUAL RIGHTS BECAUSE IT MEANS WERE PAEDOPHILES! GUESS WHAT? HE'S NOT A FAN OF ONE DIRECTION! A LOT OF THE WORLD ISN'T! DEAL WITH IT! HOWEVER JUST BECAUSE ONE PAEDOPHILE IS A HOMOSEXUAL DOESN'T MEAN THEY ALL ARE! THEY'RE HAVE BEEN PLENTY OF STRAIGHT PAEDOPHILES AS WELL! If you ask me One Directions are just a mean fandom; you hate on everyone just for statin their opinion. I seriously think you all need to grow up and what kind of moron goes to a website looking for things to hate? Don't anyone of you have anything better to do with your lifes? I mean now I think more people laugh at your fandom then they did before

  8. 8

    "Somebody send us a box" Why don't you buy a box you cheap smelly pig!

  9. ABBY says – reply to this


    99 pounds is equivalent to $157 while I'm sure some fans would happily pay that to suck on Zayn I think you meant pence.

  10. dijmo says – reply to this


    ALL their fans are girls at the ages of 10-14. Non of them is 18.
    So who are you asking: "Wanna Suck On One Direction's Zayn Malik???"
    You're asking this question to a 10,12 or 14 year old girls?

  11. 11

    only chance u'll ever get to suck on a guy. U ugly, fat, disgusting piece of garbage! You will be single all ur life then u will die alone. Do us a fav, get ur face off this site. We come for the news, not to see ur mess of a face!

  12. LBO says – reply to this


    Re: SteveIsHot – You came to the Perez Hilton site expecting not to see Perez Hilton? You sir, are an idiot.

  13. 13

    Re: dijmo – A lot of the fans are 16 and older, just so you know. I turned 19 today and an avid fan.

  14. Calm down people says – reply to this


    Re: dijmo – ah wrong. They have many fans over that age. My best friend loves them and is 19 and another is 22 so just relax

  15. Jasmine says – reply to this


    Lols! I want to try this Ice Pops! Souuunds great ;P

  16. Ciara says – reply to this


    haaa I worked in the factory where these are made!

  17. jb102093 says – reply to this


    Obviously you guys haven't heard of the golden rule o an another thing this guy is obviously fucking joking so leave him alone and also if you're gonna accuse someone of being a pedophile do your research first

    Liam Payne is 18 years old, was born on August 29, 1993

    Louis Tomlinson is 20 years old. The oldest boy in the group One Direction. He was born on December 24, 1991

    Niall Horan is 18 years old, was born on September 13, 1993

    Harry Styles is 18 years old, was born on February 1, 1994

    Zayn Malik is 19 years old and was born on January 12, 1993

  18. Me says – reply to this


    yep! my suspicions are confirmed…. YOU ARE GAY!

  19. sarah says – reply to this


    yes i would happily suck on zayn

  20. Nicole says – reply to this


    Re: Fergie_beat_Marios_Ass – They aren't minors. They are all older than 18…

  21. 21

    umm idk about the title..? but the ice cream looks cool when are they gonna sell that in the us o.o

  22. Makaylaa says – reply to this


    Re: dijmo

    Ha. I'm 18 and my friends (17-19 yrs old) love 1D so don't say none of their fans are 18.

  23. claudia says – reply to this


    Re: dijmo – thats not true the fans range from 14 to 20 trust me watch their concerts !!!q-_-

  24. Ihy says – reply to this


    Don't you think you should get a life already?

  25. Brittany says – reply to this


    Re: Olivia Kaged

    Please just shut the fuck up.
    1D fandom isn't mean, you don”t know anything about it.
    And perez is just a crazy wird man.
    And you think youre so smart , omg , just get over it hunny.

  26. Brittany says – reply to this


    Re: dijmo

    youre so wrong little boy.
    The fans are a lot older.
    From 10 till 22 years.
    So before you say something , first think about it.

  27. 27

    Re: LBO – Hey, lemme guess, ur a fat, disgusting piece of shit who's on this sites payroll, right? Just because you sign onto the Huffington Post you don't expect to see that bitches face all over the place, right? I know a regular user would NEVER post something as retarded as this. GO fucking EAT A HUGE BAG OF DICKS!!!