Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
R-Patz put himself on the market and tons of crazed
passionate women, men, and multi-national companies are trying to win his affections!
Not that market, Twi-Hards!
In that interview, he revealed his search for a different kind of suitor — a publicist!
And what a flurry that comment started!
Trust us when we say every person in the biz is desperate to win his attention whether it be by slash fees or jumping through any flaming hoops!
They will do WHATEVER is necessary to court the (sparkly) Prince Edward!!
One veteran insider thinks Rob was joking with JStew.
"[Rob's] actually doing really well on his own."
R U sure, Rob?? We could be your new publicist!
And you can pay us in HUGZ!
[Image via WENN.]