Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh sweet, breathy butterfly! It's ok, you'll get 'em, get 'em, get 'em next time!
Mariah Carey's latest single(s) Triumphant (Get Em) ft. Rick Ross triumphantly failed across all music charts since its debut a couple weeks back, and even the release of her hubby Nick Cannon's boxer-themed music video didn't pack enough punch to push the track up an iTunes slot or two.
In fact, the not so stellar song — we barely hear YOU on it, Mariah! — currently sits at #801 on the USA iTunes chart. Yeeoouch!
But no worries, little lambs! at least Triumphant is #70 in Thailand and #92 in Japan, right???
[Image via Mavrix Online.]