As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Stephen Baldwin was thrown in cuffs yesterday after speeding through the Big Apple!
Cops pulled him over to write him a ticket but hauled his Baldwinian butt off to jail after learning their Usual Suspect carried no valid license to drive!
Bad move, Stevie!!
We hope the Threesome star isn't forced to sign too many autographs in the pokey if his October arraignment goes poorly!
Those four bros have been busy little
bees Baldwins this year!
Hmm, when is the last time anyone heard from Danny?? LOLz!
[Image via Jody Cortes/WENN.]