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Prince Harry Offered $10M For Vivid Porno!

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For the love of gawd… DO IT HARBEAR!! DO IT!!

Yes. This is 100% true.

Vivid Entertainment has offered Prince Harry $10 million to show the world his crown jewels ON FILM and INSIDE some Vivid vixens' palaces!

After enjoying his nude Vegas photos as much as we did, they sent our beloved Ginger an offer that read:

We would like to offer you the opportunity to truly become the coolest prince of all time, by starring in a fun, sexy high-budget adult film called The Trouble With Harry.

It can be shot in the locale of your choice, and will bring together your exciting Royal world and our thrilling world of beautiful women! Of course, "little Harry" will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be well-scripted and the Crown Jewels will not be "minimized" in any way.

We will pay you $10 million dollars for one single film. Think of the good it would do in the hands of the Prince's trust. Just a thought.

Incredible! HIGHLARIOUS!!

We're sure he'll have a good laugh when he reads it. And he'll probably reject it…

But we know what we'll be wishing for tonight! ;)

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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8 comments to “Prince Harry Offered $10M For Vivid Porno!”

  1. melvin polatnick says – reply to this


    1

    Jesus and Muhammad are losing in the battle for the spiritual mind, a better prophet has arisen. Devil worshipping has gained in popularity, its message is clear. “The house of Satan offers more than the Mosque, Church, or Synagogue”. Chills and thrills are needed before prayers and hope.



  2. 2

    sweet jesus…



  3. 3

    directly stolen from tee emm zee, of course they had an actual copy of the letter. but you know that since you copied from them.

    Re: melvin polatnick

    OK Mel, take your meds, and DO NOT listen to the voices or your dog.



  4. 4

    Awesome…Loving it…



  5. 5

    did they ask sarah fergusson?



  6. 6

    10 million to see Pew-Pew!a lot of money!

  7. yoyogorabi says – reply to this


    7

    HA! I doubt he'll accept the offer since he's part of the royal family, and $10? Yes it is sure hella big money…but for the royal family? that's still not enough.

  8. yoyogorabi says – reply to this


    8

    oops. my mistake, I mean $10 million*