No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Ladies, LADIES!! Physical violence is NOT part of the girl power doctrine!!
"Me and Melanie had a fight once. We were too drunk. We got a bit pushy, shovey and Geri stepped in the middle to break it up and ended up getting punched in the face. Then Melanie went off to be sick, and because she'd been drinking too much port she accused me of making her bleed!"
Hoh sheeet! That alcohol can be one tricky mistress!
But at least the two can still perform a sensational show together despite former physical altercations! Although Melanie C. continues to throw the tiniest bit of shade at her fellow Spice Girls:
"Myself and Emma were the closest, and that's continued… I don't think I'd want all the girls living around the corner, to be fair."
Awww sadface!! We like to believe the spices are JUST as chummy as they seemed to be in their comedic, musical romp of a film, Spice World…
We suppose we'll just have to satisfy our girl power, girly camaraderie cravings with Melanie C and Emma Bunton's theatrical duet off of Sporty's forthcoming album Stages, and the eventual Spice Girls musical Viva Forever!
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