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Christina Aguilera Is Reborn In Album Form!

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Wipe off that messy afterbirth gook and out emerges a shining, brand new Christina Aguilera!!

The pop diva extraordinaire and The Voice's main lady has described her most recent musical creation as a 'rebirth', and we are verrrrry curious as to what this new-born musical babe will sound/look like!

Xtina recently discussed her latest material, explaining:

"I've been through a lot since the release of my last album, being on The Voice, having had a divorce. This is all sort of a free rebirth for me… I'm embracing many different things, but it's all feel-good… In the fashion that I always like to put forth, it's very self-expressive and it's all heartfelt."

Ah what an age for an Xtina renaissance! Luckily, we have sneaked mini-peeks at this reborn entity and so far she's looking mighty bright and sexxaaaay!

We're excited for the all-new you, Mz Xtina!! Now, will this melodious infant don spangly leotards and princess tiaras too? Does she favor theatrics or is she a more reserved version of yourself?!

We can't wait to meet the newborn Christina in all her remastered, musical glory whenever she deigns to pop out of her mother's fantasitc vajayjay!

Perhaps that's where Xtina went wrong with her lackluster last album Bionic, which has only sold 310,000 units?! Rather that letting it be an organic, natural expression, it was too mechanical and robotic!!

Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

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20 comments to “Christina Aguilera Is Reborn In Album Form!”



  1. 1

    OMG the trailer trash queen is "back".



  2. 2

    Fuck she is fat and homely. What the hell has happened to this poor thing.

  3. ria says – reply to this


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    I can´t wait to hear the album because she is TALENTED and that´s the only thing that actually matters!

  4. TheRealPeterPan says – reply to this


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    Re: ria – Totally agree with you! :)

  5. TheRealPeterPan says – reply to this


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    Get your numbers right Perez, Bionic has sold over a million copies so far…



  6. 6

    I'm so excited. I don't connect to anyones music like I do Christina's. Amazing singer and writer. Cant wait to hear what she has to say.

  7. rob says – reply to this


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    Really perez why put old picture of her? Anyways, can't wait for her new album. The queen is back :)

  8. Dina says – reply to this


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    Bionic has sold over a million copies perez LOL
    310.000? what the hell?

  9. Jake says – reply to this


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    BIONIC HAS ACTUALLY SOLD MORE THAN 1 MILLION.



  10. 10

    Re: hoochpit – This Picture is Over a year old Dumb Ass She's lost ALOTA weight since then so if your gonna comment on pop culture at least Keep Up with it Loser!!



  11. 11

    CAN"T WAIT, XTINA IS SO TALENTED…. P.S.: BIONIC HAS SOLD WAY MORE COPIES & THIS PIC IS OLD, SHE LOOKS HOT NOW

  12. loco says – reply to this


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    miss piggy looks better then her, she looks like a fat disgusting FAT PIG>

  13. loco says – reply to this


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    MizzSeXXXiAguilera#1, why don't you come suck my asshole? can you even see your feet with that big fat belly??

  14. Ceee says – reply to this


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    Haha everything is a "rebirth." Little dramatic sounding…but still I'm excited to hear her new stuff. But I have to say, this article sounds quite silly.

  15. XtinaLuv says – reply to this


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    Damn, perez are you that pathetic?
    Calling xtina a flop and a copycat. Well look at you, everyone use to read your blog: artist, musicicians, models, but now nobody evens talks about it. You use to have alot fans, now you don't. That's a FLOP!
    And u wanna talk about copying? Well, u copied Katy Perry right after she wore her blue wig. You were even featured in a magazine for wearing that as a WORST DRESSED.
    And by the way, you're wrong about BIONIC, it sold over 1 million copies. She didn't copy Gaga cus Xtina said that she's always wanted to do a techno- electro- futuristic album. So "HA!" back to you. :)

  16. Floptina says – reply to this


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    Perez - who I often disagree with, was talking about BIONIC's US numbers. Sorry, Floptina fans, but BIONIC was a distaster. As far as her voice goes - yes - she can sing. HOWEVER - and that however is almost as big as she is - she is not properly trained. Riffing here, riffing there. Yes, we get it Xtina. You can sAAAng. You can. Now do so properly. Otherwise stay gone, you fat pig bitch.

  17. Rae28 says – reply to this


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    Re: lord flashheart – Trail Park Trash? I Think you mean Britney Spears…LOL

  18. Rae28 says – reply to this


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    Re: hoochpit – This image of Xtina is 18 months old :P

  19. Rae28 says – reply to this


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    Re: Floptina – ONE flop album out of 6 is NO big deal for Christina because she has sold between 50 million & 80 million albums since her career began. it would be different if christina released 6 albums & EVERY SINGLE ONE of them FLOPPED , so i don't get your invalid point….

  20. Rae28 says – reply to this


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    Bionic was sophisticated music only the BRAIN DEAD people that love the run of the mill POP SHIT criticized Bionic people have gotten to used to the same predictable CRAP that makes people feel safe.
    Christina worked with Peaches, Goldfrapp, & Ladytron on Bionic and their UNDERGROUND artist that have a certain following i think people expected Christina to work with David Guetta on Bionic which in a way i am relieved SHE DIDN'T!!!!!!!