There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Wipe off that messy afterbirth gook and out emerges a shining, brand new Christina Aguilera!!
The pop diva extraordinaire and The Voice's main lady has described her most recent musical creation as a 'rebirth', and we are verrrrry curious as to what this new-born musical babe will sound/look like!
"I've been through a lot since the release of my last album, being on The Voice, having had a divorce. This is all sort of a free rebirth for me… I'm embracing many different things, but it's all feel-good… In the fashion that I always like to put forth, it's very self-expressive and it's all heartfelt."
We're excited for the all-new you, Mz Xtina!! Now, will this melodious infant don spangly leotards and princess tiaras too? Does she favor theatrics or is she a more reserved version of yourself?!
We can't wait to meet the newborn Christina in all her remastered, musical glory whenever she deigns to pop out of her mother's fantasitc vajayjay!
Perhaps that's where Xtina went wrong with her lackluster last album Bionic, which has only sold 310,000 units?! Rather that letting it be an organic, natural expression, it was too mechanical and robotic!!
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