Courtney Stodden Is A Child Bride No More! Today Is Her 18th Birthday!
The countdown is over, folks!
That's right, Courtney Stodden has turned 18 today!
The child bride of Doug Hutchison, who burst onto the scene and lick-looped her way into our hearts and nightmares only a little over a year ago, is now just a bride!
A bride who leaves little to the imagination while posing in pumpkin patches, coughs up furballs and uses a litter box in lucite heels, and masters the art of sexually uncomfortable alliteration every day on Twitter!
And in honor of such a glorious occasion, we think it's only appropriate to take a look back and share of our FAVORITE Courtney moments with all of you fine people (below)!
Thanks for the memories permanently burned into our brains which we can never escape!
Now excuse us, as we are 'sensuously straddling this pillow as sweet fantasies tenderly flutter like butterflies' in your honor!
Happy happy to you, gurl!
[Images via Courtney Stodden's Twitter.]
Tags: child bride, courtney stodden, doug hutchison, happy birthday, legal, lick loop, marriage, nightmare, twitter, uncomfortable
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This skank was never a child bride. The rest of us don't want to wallow in and with the trash the way YOU do, you tacky homo, so stop posting about this stupid whore.
VIVID VIDEO……HERE SHE COMES!
It's kind-of sad at 18 she looks like a desperate 45 year-old trying to look young…
Anyone else think the same?
thank god i'm a gay male.
there is no way she was ever a child bride…it may be her birthday, but like hell its only her 18th.
The Stop n Shop cake demonstrates the kind of lonely and isolated world they live in due to their deluisons. That cake is so so sad.
She can now be a porn star.
She looks like another Pamela Anderson she looks like a whore.
STOP ALREADY. This girl is disgusting looking and not worthy of any coverage.
18, really? Try like 48. Ha!
Good Lord
you guys are honestly so rude,idk how she dresses YOU SHOULD BE BASHING HER HUSBAND,NOT HER! She truly is a teenager who went to the same high school as me before that perv brainwashed her and her family.
whats wrong with you all this is sick and should be illegal
heres a pic of courtney before she got married about a few moths before when she was 15 still.
Re: reginakingley – Whores get treated like WHORES. don't you know that?
cs may be the most beautiful woman who has ever lived…and the smartest too….
Wonder if she ever studied Marilyn Monroe? She's such an exaggerated female, like MM was. Marilyn had a very troubled past, and a painful life. Wonder what's in Courtney's past to make her behave this way?
She looks a hundred.
Perez, you might want to get the Breaking Dawn pics out of the queue of Courtney Stodden photos.
48th more like.
She looks old and slutty!
She can sit on my face anyday!!!
I feel sorry for her. she clearly has some mental issues.
Re: reginakingley – How about posting a URL? TY.
Read she has already had 4 porn offers and has not rules them out - yuck.
Even though i don't buy the story that she's just 18 you have to admit she looks good and has a great body.Would do her any and every day of the week.
She looks 40 wth,,
She truly is only 18 there is a video on youtube of her & her husband & they show her birth certificate.