It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
Muggle Mistress of the wizarding literature world will lay down her wand pen and begin apparating appearing for interviews across the globe!
The witty scribe has confirmed several media interviews and at least one public appearance to ignite the book's launch.
So far, Rowling will chat with US media institutions Nightline, World News, Good Morning America, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and USA Today, AND she has agreed to sit down with Aussie network ABC1 IN Australia the same day Casual Vacancy is globally released.
The Mother Muggle will also attend a public discussion of the novel at New York City’s Jazz at Lincoln Center with fellow author Ann Patchett and up to 1,100 fans on Oct. 16!
We are blistering as if we've been hit by a Furnunculus curse in SO much anticipation for this darkly comic tale set in a small English village!!
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