All he wants for his birthday is a big-booty ho and we think it's a reasonable request!
Apologies to RiRi and Fitty … but this Birthday Song has REAL swagger!!!
We beg you to ch-ch-check out 2 Chainz and Yeezy's ridiculously wonderful, over-the-tope ode to pop pop popping out of their mother's vajayjays!!
Seriously, this vid has EVERYTHING!
Slip'N Slides! Clowns getting repeatedly kicked in the ribs!
Kanye West as the mother-effing grand-marshal of the Poon Parade! He rides a rickshaw tricked out with gigantic fake tittays!!
WE CANNOT MAKE THIS UP!!
Holy shiz, you have to watch it now!!!
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