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Adele Shares The Surprising Truth About Her So-Called Secret Wedding
It's time to turn down the lights, pull back the duvet, and put all those ridiculous rumors to bed.
Adele is NOT married!
Sorry, folks. There was no super secret summertime wedding to Swampy, a.k.a. Simon Konecki!
Via Twitter a few minutes ago, she said:
I'm not married…Zzzzzzz
— Adele (@OfficialAdele) August 30, 2012
Case closed. Time to move on!!
The supposed guest who critiqued on the would-be bride's wedding attire? He or she is full of doggie-doo!
And the whispers regarding an epic bachelorette party where the cast of Magic Mike used their man-mallets to play Whac-a-Mole with Adele's face??
Oh, wait. That wasn't a rumor!
That was one of our reoccurring dreams, LOLz!! Our bad!!
Nevertheless, the Grammy-wielding voluptuous vocal vixen flatly DENIED any reports of a wedding!!
We imagine the several-months-preggo songstress plans to marry her man soon and why would she go through lengths to hide it??
[Image via George Chin/WENN.]
Tags: adele, grammys, love line, magic mike, marriage, pregnant, secret wedding, twitter, wedding waltz, whac a mole
Jersey Shore Cancelled: What The Cast Is Tweeting!
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Who gives a shit if these 2 fatties got married or not, other than your gay ass. You and your "duve". Doosh.