They really are the definition of a perfect couple!
Let's be honest, who else makes married life and walking dogs look so effortless??
How polite and cute of them!
Looking at this mug shot, we doubt the former reality TV star and alleged hooker had trouble finding Johns!
Our scientists are 96.8% positive 20 year-old Alicia Guastaferro took the seXXXiest mug shot EVER after her recent Buffalo, NY arrest for prostitution.
As we reported earlier, a middle-aged lawyer who payed around $500 per pop or each rousing round of hanky panky was pulled over by cops while driving the drunk earlier this week.
This young lady is a beauty and it is sad she didn't find a better way to live her life.
As much as we'd like to congratulate the John for allegedly boning the hottest hooker this side of the Atlantic, there is precious little to laugh about.
Both parties could wind up in prison and that seems too hefty a price to pay for sex with an admittedly gorgeous girl still married to the GM of a Florida strip club!
For all the time, money, and humiliation it will cost you, we hope she let you kiss her on the mouth!!
[Image via New York State Police.]