That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Tis better to have GTL'd and lost, then never to have GTL'd at all…
They did so well for themselves, those golden guidos/guidettes!!
"Yes, sadly it's true. This upcoming season of Jersey Shore will be our last. But it was fricken INSANE. I will always love my roomies!"
"All Good Things Must Come To An End, But #TeamDJPaulyD Lives On And It's Just Getting Started !!! Tweet I AM #TeamDJPaulyD If You With Me"
"It's been one hell of a ride but this is just the beginning! Thank you all for your love & support throughout the seasons!! These memories will never be forgotten!!"
"I can always go work for Danny at the Shore Store! LOL"
"Aright, so I guess I'll run for president now #Vinny2012"
[Image via WENN.]