Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
WHAT CONFUNDUS CHARM IS THIS?!
It seems J.K. Rowling is keeping the spirit of Harry Potter alive and frolicking free among the trees in her expansive, Scottish backyard!
Apparently the Mother Muggle has been planning on building Hogwarts-inspired tree houses for her two young children, David (9) and Mackenzie (7), for quite some time, but Rowling only recently acquired building approval from the Edinburgh planning committee after grumblings from her neighbors held up construction.
Plans for the impressive tree houses (below) show each child will have their own tower, and the whole design will include a secret tunnel, a fire pole, a spiral staircase, and a slide! The playtime haven is rumored to cost around $250,000!!!
So we can totes come over and
live play amongst the tree-top woodland creatures, too RIGHT?! Look, there's even a Hedwig perched right in the middle!
[Image via WENN.]