Republicans Love Strippers! Business Is Booming In Tampa Strip Clubs!

8/30/2012 4:10 PM ET | Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True • Politik

Hey! They can’t be expected to be cooped up in the convention center talking traditional family values ALL DAY, can they?

Everyone deserves the chance to blow off a little steam… and what better place to do it than at a strip club!

Skin Tampa, a strip club located in the Florida city hosting the RNC, says that profit has D-D-DOUBLED since the conservative crowd came to town.

The management sent the club's hottest ladies to the convention to personally offer any attendees free admission and the advertising has paid off because business is booming.

No word on whether or not any prominent politicians swung by (not the best idea, but we've seen politicians do dumber things), but the manager has told sources the club "would love" for Mitt Romney to come.

We're just glad to see that the visiting Republicans are supporting the local economy.

And in the interest of being ~~like Fox News~~ fair and balanced, we're sure it wouldn't be any different if the Democrats were in town either.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: conservative, gop, mitt romney, republican national convention, republicans, rnc, strippers

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11 comments to “Republicans Love Strippers! Business Is Booming In Tampa Strip Clubs!”

cpski says – reply to this

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I think it is most likely more reporters than delegates. for every one delegate there are 10 media people.
Cherrybling says – reply to this

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And most of them are married….
So it is fine to pay a stipper to grind on you, and probably do other things, when you are married. But two gay people getting married compromises the sanctity of marriage. What ever….I sure do hate hippocrates.
JKD says – reply to this

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And Democrats LOVE welfare… what is your point, Mario?
melissa says – reply to this

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Then why did ABC JUST do a story about how the strip clubs and not doing any business and have wasted thousands of dollars of promotions. Get your facts straight, I sure can't trust yet believe any of the stories you write on here anymore. Most of them are not even entertaining!
Lady Who? says – reply to this

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Please steal from more reliable sources.
yup yup says – reply to this

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Re: JKD –

that republicans are hypocrites preaching christian values, voting for christians values, forcing their values on people who dont believe what they SAY they do but then not actually living a christian life. the old do as i say not as i do thing. and i am christian, i believe and love a christian God but Im not blind alot of people preaching and saying their christians are hypocrits
grt777 says – reply to this

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No proof. Dumb Story. This is my last click on your site. One less dollar for you.
Tampa123 says – reply to this

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I live in Tampa and work downtown and all the other businesses have been killed by the RNC. We are slower than we have ever been. Obviously I work in a restaurant and not a strip club but still.
meister says – reply to this

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Of course, they gotta keep those traditional family values!
girlfriend says – reply to this

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Honestly, it bothers me that you are reporting about strip clubs and Tampa. There are wonderful things about Tampa, gorgeous beaches, parks, the Glazer children's museum, Busch Gardens, etc. Why not write a story that brings out the best in my city, instead of the same, uncreative, boring nonsense.
crissybarrows says – reply to this

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Re: grt777 – You will be back