This is so sad.
Preposterous! And probably illegal!
Ch-ch-check out the snippet from the interview (above) as the star of the Transformers trilogy admits to shooting an unauthorized sex tape with his girlfriend Karolyn!
And then he MAILED a copy to the Nympho director in the hopes of snagging the role as lead sex panther!
Of course, judging by his body language, tone, and, well incessant giggling, we're pretty darned sure the actor was kidding!