What goes on in Vegas most certainly will NOT stay in Vegas here!
Watch it go down (below)!!!
Now that we've dispensed with the puns…
America's favorite ninja warrior is wanted by the Feds!!
Truth be told, recalling Steven Seagal's awesome '80s action flicks temporarily overloaded our system with adrenaline!!
He isn't wanted, per se, there's just a lien against him.
Wowzers!! That's a lot!!
How does the faded star even make enough dough each year to owe that much?
We wonder where the cash came from and how Stevie found himself in so much trouble?!
The martial arts superstar can dodge dodge karate chops, thrown knives, and whizzing bullets but even he cannot evade his tax burden without The Man catching wind!!
[Image via WENN.]