Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
He's not smiling now!
Former Bachelorette star Kasey Kahl took this priceless mugshot (above) back in January — just a couple hours after he broke a stranger's nose with his fist.
He seemed pretty pleased with himself then, but now that he's been charged with three felonies — two counts of felony assault, one for felony battery and one for public intoxication — Kahl's lawyer says, "He is not doing well."
Friday morning the reality star pled "not guilty "to the felony assault. If he is convicted the pretty boy faces up to eight years in state prison.
From the start Kahl has claimed his attack on the two strangers outside a club in Fresno was all in "self defense." But, as we've said before, does the guy in the picture look like he was attacked by two people?
No doubt Kahl's impressive mugshot will be used as evidence by the prosecution!