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Eva Longoria's Sin City Steakhouse: Everyone's Welcome!

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Order rabbit food out on a first date if you want to, girls, but this Desperate Housewife turned entrepreneur knows your secret cravings!!

She understands exactly what you're dying to thrust in that saliva-moistened mouth of yours…

Meat! Delicious, tender meat!!

Eva Longoria will open an upscale steakhouse in Sin City on New Year's Eve and even though it's a feminine take on the steakhouse style, it's made for everyone!

Think of the complete opposite of Curves, LOLz!!

Mmmm! We love shoving long tasty bits of juicy flesh right into our oral cavities with no one around to judge us — can we come too?

Eva's new restaurant will apparently spare no expense!

Come in for petit fillet and stay for the cryogenic fog and 3D projection mapping!

That shiz cray well done!

[Image via WENN.]

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15 comments to “Eva Longoria's Sin City Steakhouse: Everyone's Welcome!”



  1. 1

    If a man opened up a place just for dudes all women would be screaming of how sexist, and discriminative that is. I don't see how this is any different. I think it's one of the dumbest ideas i've heard this year.



  2. 2

    Eva Longoria is an idiot. If I want to fulfill my food fantasies, I have a kitchen, where I can whip something up better than what I'll find in a restaurant and it will be more affordable. And I won't care WHO's around to see me eat it. Eva needs more productive things to do with her time.



  3. 3

    I'm pretty sure it's not literally females-only. It's just built to appeal to ladies. The same is said of STK across in the Cosmo hotel. I might be wrong but it looks like once again, Perez is doing his usual loose-as-a-caboose reporting.



  4. 4

    why the heavy makeup??? it ages her

  5. LiberalsMakeMeSick says – reply to this


    5

    She is a liberal loon. Soon she will be parading around on stage at the DNC slinging lies and insults at the Republicans and trying to act like she is one of the "common people".

    Whatever. I am so sick of all these Hollywood liberals.

  6. LiberalsMakeMe Sick says – reply to this


    6

    How do you spell DISCIMINATION???? Typical Liberal, rules do not apply to them. Since she is a liberal loon, it is OK and trendy. If she was a Republican,AFLCIO, Code Pink, etc. would all be protesting and breaking windows, and destroying the place.

    TYPICAL LIBERAL!!!!!



  7. 7

    Weren't liberals crying sexism when a mens only golf club refused women..Oh I get it, so women cry sexism, then turn right around and do it? If this isn't proof that liberals/women/feminists are retarded than I dunno what does.



  8. 8

    She is not a very good business women if she is only utilizing half of the market, what an idiot!



  9. 9

    Re: ssskit – Sounds about right. I highly doubt they will refuse men. It is probably decorated to appeal to women, and has menu items like smaller portions, to appeal to women - and maybe an extended dessert menu.

  10. free says – reply to this


    10

    "spare no expensive"?



  11. 11

    Perez, you're such a hypocrite. I wish you'd make up your mind whether you are FOR animals or AGAINST them. You can't mock other celebrities for getting PETA'd while you make comments like, "We love shoving long tasty bits of juicy flesh right into our oral cavities…" And why bother even having a Teddy Hilton? Ugh, it's so frustrating.

  12. Bubble says – reply to this


    12

    Spare no expense? So, did she duct tape her dress on?



  13. 13

    LIES! Eva mentioned herself that it's called SHe and it's for men and women… fact check asshole!

  14. Antony says – reply to this


    14

    Totaly just thought u was bout to say that eva was guna b in the new sin city, have a word prez try get her in there and while im at it try get cheryl cole to do the remake of dirty dancing tots think she cud do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  15. 15

    I hope this is not another one of those places that charges you for every little thing like a salad or potato. Whatever happened to the old fashioned 60-70s places where you could get a nice steak with soup or salad and baked potato? Fortunately there are still some in my area and within a reasonably commuting distance. Ate at Fleming's one time with friends, and $6 for a baked potato? Come on , yes it was big but really?