Poor, poor Kourt.
The source says of Disick:
Order rabbit food out on a first date if you want to, girls, but this Desperate Housewife turned entrepreneur knows your secret cravings!!
She understands exactly what you're dying to thrust in that saliva-moistened mouth of yours…
Meat! Delicious, tender meat!!
Think of the complete opposite of Curves, LOLz!!
Mmmm! We love shoving long tasty bits of juicy flesh right into our oral cavities with no one around to judge us — can we come too?
Eva's new restaurant will apparently spare no expense!
Come in for petit fillet and stay for the cryogenic fog and 3D projection mapping!
cray well done!
[Image via WENN.]