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Courtney Stodden Picks Playboy Over Porn!
Unfortunately, it looks as though Playboy has no interest in child brides!
That's right, while Courtney Stodden was reportedly inundated with various offers from porn companies to turn her sexually-charged Tweets into a reality when she turned 18 over the week, Doug Hutchison's lady love took to the social-networking site to assure the world that she's far more comfortable TEASING her uncomfortable, sometimes-lucid sensuality…and would instead be appearing in the pages of Playboy!
She wrote:
No to porn … yes to
@playboy ;) xxx— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) September 1, 2012
However, as we already mentioned, there's apparently no pictorial in place for Courtney!
NOR will there ever be one.
As Taylor Swift would say: "Like…EVER."
Sources close to the publication assure us all:
"[She] doesn't meet the standards of a Playboy model. [Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway."
Phew!
Looks like it's back to the drawing board for Courtney!
Something tells us that whether we like it or not, we'll be seeing all of her sooner rather than later, though!
But we appreciate you at least delaying the inevitable, Playboy!
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Tags: child bride, courtney stodden, doug hutchison, no thanks, offer, playboy, porn, twitter
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ohhhhhhhhh god…more please…she is the most beautiful woman (girl) (baby) who's ever lived…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
please perez…more, more pics of this hottie…
mmmmm i'm obsessed…
tell me more….more….more….so hot and just 18 years old…oh god…can you imagine how beautiful she will be when she turns 40 in just a couple of years…
mmmmmmmmmm
Playboy has already said they don't want her.
'Courtney Stodden picks Playboy over porn'…. First thing that popped into my head was: "For now."
Stop posting about this skank, you idiot homo.
Playboy knows it is wrong to print something regarding mentally or emotionally ill people. I am sure they don't want to support her husband in the exploitation of his wife.
GOOD FOR YOU, PLAYBOY! You are not going to cater to a trashy, slutty, no-talent, narcissistic, lying, teen-age fame-whore who still stop @ nothing to be in the limelight! And, the fact that you have nothing to offer than any other 18 yr old (who is not overweight). She thought she could do Playboy ala Anna Nicole, for her mother stated women have posed for Plaboy and went on to doing wonderful things… so, tell PB you are planning on using them as a stepping stone to further your "cough" career! And, I am sure they have been impressed with Courtney parading around in public w/ stripper heals and her underwear showing through scarves/doilies she calls dresses! She is trash and a joke. She and her mother are both stupid. Go do your porn already, that is about all you can do…but, she probably isn't even talented enough for that! Yeah, I am sick of her.
Even though Playboy has been going through hard times and has made a few poor choices - Lindsay Lohan for example - they are still the Gold Standard for men's magazines. Thankfully Hef still knows the difference between hot and not.
It appears she wants her tonsils lubed.
Why should playboy (which to me is a shit magazine adding to the filth to the world) pay her a few thousand dollars to show to the world what they have already seen?
She is such a skank whore.
Not sure which is worse: Your misleading headline or her ridiculous comments.
Didn't we already see Tonya Harding in Playboy?
nice body…DAMN SHAME ABOUT THE FACE! this girl is not aging well. does she have that disease where you age rapidly or what?
I'm sure we'll see her in Penthouse within the next year and from there it's only a hop, skip and a jump to porn.
Ahh America. Don't you just love how bimbo ass fake blondes, with silicone injected in their tits and face get rewarded for stupidity?
Here in American, if you're a stupid attention whore you'll make millions!
I can see it coming…some crappy reality show starring this skank and the tanning Mom skank. It's odd and sad at the same time how far these type of women will go to get attention. Before she turned eighteen, I felt child protective services should intervene on her behalf, now, sadly she's on her own and I fear for her. I guess if this is the only "talent" she has (fame whoring and selling herself to dirty, old men) then she's going to do what she has to do to survive but it's sad. That creepy boyfriend/husband/nursing home guy should be arrested and jailed as he's obviously a serious perv. All around sad and pathetic people.
Courtney Stodden would be so much prettier if she'd stop trying to be a sex pot.She tries way too hard
um playboy IS porn
This has got to be the most pitiful and pitiable creature on the face of the universe! Oh wait, except for her fake husband!
Re: boheme19 – Well, can you really say that she's any worse then Snookie?
PLEASE STOP this disgusting poor girl i feel sorry for her
Re: Scatter – Yeah, shes actually worse than Snookie. At least she was somewhat entertaining and not desperate. This is just an air headed bimbo skank that literally only has her plastic looks going for her.
Why is there a differentiation between Playboy and porn?
Re: Linseykathleen – Softcore vs hardcore. Porn is generally referring to hardcore- sexual acts involved. Softcore is just pictures. They are still both porn, which is what you are alluding to. Someone needs to tell that to Courtney, since she claimed she would never do porn.
UPDATE: Apparently there was never a Playboy offer: