If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
"He is a great actor, and an even better director. I think the last few movies that he's made have been terrific. One thing about being president or running for president, if you're easily offended, you should probably choose another profession."
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