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Chuck Norris Warns That Obama Re-Election Will Bring On The Apocalypse

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Bad news everyone!

Americans are THISCLOSE to causing the destruction of the entire planet… according to Chuck Norris and his wife!

The strongest man in the world shot a PSA with one simple message: a vote for Obama is a vote for change sentencing our children "to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness."

Yikes! Well then, guess we HAVE to vote for Mitt! LOLz!

Pressss Plaaaay to heed his dire waring (above)!

It's about the most enlightening thing we've seen since Clint Eastwood's incredible empty chair speech!

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41 comments to “Chuck Norris Warns That Obama Re-Election Will Bring On The Apocalypse”



  1. 1

    Chuck Norris, you're a phucking moron!



  2. 2

    Chuck Norris, you are a dam fool for getting involved in politics and trying to insight fear into the American public. I just hope everyone makes an educated decision and avoids listening or pressing play on Actors who don't have a clue!



  3. 3

    Dude looks like an ape, what can you expect from such a small small mind …



  4. 4

    What a dumbass!

  5. naira says – reply to this


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    He is so ugly, inside out!!! Who confirmed that to him? The devil? Cause It wasn't God!



  6. 6

    OH Gezzus!!! This is some scary scary stuff. I'm so freaked I almost upchucked! I've been at a tipping point for over 2 years. I had to cash a check just to hold off the car debtor… I have failed I was def one of those 30 million that stayed home last election but hey my brown water from the rusty pipes in this apt is finally clear! I'm going with John's advice and checking other other box for Jesus! Bring on the Armageddon! :P



  7. 7

    Doesn't he have Cheap Chinese Exercise Equipment to peddle to people; what a con man…



  8. 8

    i can't…what the frak?



  9. 9

    Both parties are so ridiculous and over dramatic about Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. You can think that either of them suck but people sound downright stupid when they act like Romney or Obama are going to destroy America. We've had crappy presidents and dark times and America has always pushed through. I agree about getting registered and voting, though.



  10. 10

    Hello we are christian robots… please listen to our message… FU Chuck Norris, and your stepford wife.

  11. Beki says – reply to this


    11

    Or you could vote for Gary Johnson.



  12. 12

    EVERY CELEBRITY INVOLVED WITH POLITICS ARE RETARDED.
    Like who gives a crap if an uneducated Barbra Striesand wants Obama to win, of Chuck Norris wants Romney to win…
    VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE THAT YOU WANT, 99% of these CELEBRITIES ARE BARELY EDUCATED ENOUGH TO MAKE THIER OWN MINDS UP.

  13. skankeliminator says – reply to this


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    As in independent voter, I don't respond to fear mongering bible beaters. Is this the best GOP has? I am open to fresh ideas and new platforms. America has changed in the last 30 years and the Republican platform is just OUTDATED and uninspiring. Remember: SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!



  14. 14

    Chuck Norris has mistaken us for someone that gives a crap what he thinks!

  15. Evy says – reply to this


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    Chuck Norris is a has been idiot. Shows was a racist he is - nice to see the 'real you' finally!



  16. 16

    Obama’s plan for gas prices?
    -
    1. Make a speech
    2. ????
    3. Gas prices drop! Voila!
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    "I like being President. I'm good at it." — May 19, 2009 — Barack H. Obama

  17. Quiana Fulton says – reply to this


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    Another crazy republican insigting made up fears to those who lack the intelligance to fact check. Last I checked the constitution calls for seperation of church & state. The fear of the Black man really needs to go away, it's old and pathetic.



  18. 18

    They point out Reagen. Reagen also welcome criminals from Cuba that were sent by Castro. He also didn't support financing to end Aids, he cut budgets so badly that our homeless population went up because mental instiutuions couldn't support their patients. Also the previous administration has added more to the deficit than The President. I respect his opinion to speak, but he has to first discuss what his party was responsible for.

  19. Dianna says – reply to this


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    What an idiot. God's word is we won't know the day or hour…so Chuck baby what book are you reading. or your aren't reading…how do you kow so much more than God? Get a life! Leave the rest of us alone. Its President Obama. Where is your manners for the highest office of the the USA.



  20. 20

    Democrats define success as how many people are getting benefits.
    -
    Republicans define it as how many people don’t need them.
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    The rich are not the problem…it's the 49% who pay no taxes and get EIC.
    UNSUSTAINABLE…A LIBS FAVORITE WORD EXCEPT WHEN IT'S REALLY RELEVANT.

  21. bender says – reply to this


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    How did some Americans (and I mean some, not all) get to be so pathetically stupid? I'm a foreigner and even I know this kind of talk is completely untrue garbage. This kind of moronic rhetoric doesn't make it into politics in other western nations, it is an uniquely American thing to do. So much for being the "greatest nation on Earth". If your country can survive 8 years of the intellectual powerhouse that was George W. Bush then there isn't a thing Obama could do to ruin the nation. Have a little more faith in your own country and your own people. It has existed for a couple hundred years, it'll be there a couple hundred more regardless of this election result. Some Americans like to always have an enemy it seems, be they foreign or closer to home. Not everyone is out to get you. The idea that they are is called paranoia. Republicans and paranoia go hand in hand it seems. Btw please make sure you leave a comment telling me to mind my own business and it isn't my country so shut up, I enjoy those. The idea that the self-appointed "God's army" world police force thinks it has right to tell others to mind their own business is laughable.

  22. eatme says – reply to this


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    Re: New Jersey Dude – Learn to spell, learn some grammar.

  23. Chinch07 says – reply to this


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    Re: Quiana Fulton – I don't dislike him because he's black and I'm white alot of people dislike him because he sucks at his job. Any other place, if you suck at your job. You get fired. Time to fire NObama



  24. 24

    Laugh all you want. He is right. GO MITT ROMNEY 2012!



  25. 25

    THE MOVIE Obamas America 2016 is EXCELLENT. CHUCK NORRIS is roght.

  26. secret says – reply to this


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    Re: bender – well i wot tell u to mind ur own business bc im a foreign too . though evry has their own opinions even if their stupid ones . btw evry single actor who has been going for diffrent parties its all bout da fame a more powerful celebrity helps out romney r obama dey need to stop dat crap



  27. 27

    Ok all you fucking morons are a joke to call yourselves human beings. O bong is the major start of destruction and all of you pin heads are stupid. To open a democratic anything with a two hour muslum bull shit pray in AMERICA instead of a minister….and yes i know the spelling is wrong who the fuck cares. Open you fucking eyes and see for your self and stop reading main stream media… they are all bought. Read if you must real facts at infowars.com and say goodbye to what you think you have will have or ever hoped to have. Perez stop writing and go fuck you dog somemore



  28. 28

    Re: Redd_one

    Well I thought you were full of crap until you told Perez to go fuck his dog, now I know you speak the gospel truth since you believe the lies spread by infowars.



  29. 29

    If you don't vote for Mitt, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to the face.

  30. WillowWynde says – reply to this


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    Why is my post not showing up? I've tried twice now and still no post.

  31. Diana says – reply to this


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    Thanks Chuck I think you may have had to many kicks to the head, now for sure Obama has my vote.



  32. 32

    Oh Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, I think you may have taken to many kicks to the old head, now for sure Obama has my vote.



  33. 33

    Chuck Norris is nothing but a punchline.

  34. Pancho de Pico says – reply to this


    34

    Maybe his hairpiece can do the talking for him next time. What a jerk!

  35. Nikki says – reply to this


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    Chuck is good action guy, but he is no actor (see The Expendables 2) & no psychic.
    He is of another period in time totally & is very old school. This is to be expected.



  36. 36

    All you freaky deaky liberal democrats should be cast to your own island to drown in your stupidity.

  37. MichJB says – reply to this


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    …And God said, "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris said, "Say please"…

    I think Chuck is beginning to believe the Chuck Norrisisms. Maybe to many kicks to the head?

  38. Matt says – reply to this


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    Can anyone be original anymore?!?! The line is stolen from Ronald Reagan's "Time for Choosing Speech" for Barry Goldwater in 1964. The line didn't work for Goldwater in 1964 and it won't work for Romney in 2012.

  39. Circus Freak says – reply to this


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    I just read that if Obama is re-elected, Chuck Norris is going to fold the United States down the middle, tear it in half and stomp kick the pieces to the Moon. What a dick.

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