Ah we jest, but seriously, we hear whisperings that this alleged affair with the 'help' that Seal recently claimed Heidi indulged in during their marriage, was with the former lovers' shared bodyguard Martin Kristen!
AND it seems Martin was still under Seal's employment up until last month, even though Seal suspected him of getting nasty with his lady.
And of course, Heidi asserts that she never cheated on the Kiss From A Rose singer, so perhaps this whole thing is just in Seal's enviable imagination…
Which we kinda hope, ’cause that is mega creeps to bumpin' uglies with Heidi one day, and then be hanging with Seal and the kids the next!
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