That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Oh, Mother Nature! You so cray!!
She almost murdered an elderly couple last week after smashing their home into bitty pieces with one of her humongous trees!
The arbor dramz doesn't stop there, though!
Ba-ba-bare witness to an, uhhh, enthusiastic naturist's this bare-assed shenanigans and subsequent arrest (above)!
Local newscasters were interviewing the old folks, chronicling their harrowing near death experience and those cameras got more than they bargained for!!
Our minds straight-up EXPLODED when the nekkid dude wandered out from the woods with nothing but his one-eyed anteater and its tiny turtle-neck sweater.
What the heck!?
What kind of weirdo flashes their fire-hose at Octogenarians?!