This story is HARD to believe but it looks like Prince Harry's nut didn't fall far from the family acorn tree!!
We know Brits are suckers for tradition — which means rocking the kilt commando-style — but we never expected Her Majesty's hubby to give us the full monty with his Wang Chung in full view (above)!!
It's good to know his kibbles and bits are still intact!! Some of us wondered whether The Queen locked up his royal jewels beneath the Tower of London decades ago, LOLz!!
The unaltered picture is WAY too intense for the eyes of the innocent but if you're absolutely positively sure you won't get fired for having a dong on your monitor, feel free to check out the 92 year-old's regal rolling pin …AFTER THE JUMP!
Ha! Okay, it's pret-y hard to see, but believe us, it's danglin' free up in thurrr!
It was Prince Philip's first public appearance since being discharged from the hospital after a nasty bladder infection a few weeks back and holy Highland hammerhead will this one be remembered for a long while!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]