That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
The duo recently revealed a little about their little talked-about romance during a sit down ELLE magazine. Jason gushed about the first time they met saying:
"It was kind of one of those things where she moved, like, turned around, so we were face-to-face and then … "
THEN Brit Brit swiftly interrupted:
"Okay, that's enough information, sweetie. It was sweet, just say that."
BOO!! We want to know
more everything! UGH!
Okay, we understand the pop star's hesitation to share her intimate moment with the press. After all, she has certainly been miss-represented before.
After years in the media spotlight the X Factor judge has found a guaranteed way to keep the tabs from getting her down! She explains:
"I guess I've been under the microscope so long that I don't even pay attention to the nonsense anymore. I gave up getting upset about things people make up about me a long time ago."
That's right gurl!
You have NO reason to give a flying cheeto crumb about anything anyone ever says about you because you're MOTHERF*CKING BRITNEY SPEARS!
We only request you give us a tiny little bit more info about your romantical relationship with the future Mr. Spears.
Is that too much to ask??
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