Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Jim Carrey has OFFICIALLY landed the role of The Colonel for the upcoming Kick Ass 2: Balls To The Wall.
We are seriously going off the wall following this glorious news. We are HUGE fans of the comedian extraordinaire.
Here's what the director said on Twitter:
"6 days till we start shooting… and we officially have our Colonel. Alrighty f'n then!"
That's Carrey's signature line from Ace Ventura minus the expletive.
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