No. Just so much no.
Is Suri Cruise getting a new daddy?
The very single Katie Holmes was seen out on her very first post-divorce date (that we know of) with actor Jeremy Strong Saturday!
"They're totally just friends and have been since The Romantics. He's very plugged in to the New York theater scene and is showing her the ropes."
"Showing her the ropes" eh? Sounds like some kinky Fifty Shades of Grey shiz to us! BUT our insider insists the relationship is not seXXXual, saying:
"She's not dating nor is she interested in dating yet. She's just getting her life together and focusing on her daughter."
HOWEVER, other sources tell us the date ended much later than Joey Potter would have us think! We're told that AFTER the play and a cup of coffee:
"[The couple] walked around in circles in her neighborhood before sneaking in the back garage entrance of her building."
Hmmm…. What on earth could have been up there?
Another cup of coffee perhaps? Or did Katie want to show her "old pal" something between the covers?
Obvi we'll be on the look out for those pics!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]