There's so much back-and-forth in this controversial case.
In fact, some think the cops might be flat-out lying
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This is a case of subtraction by addition!
It turns out that, while Lorenzo Dominic LaValle grew peacefully inside the notorious reality star's belly, Snooki was actually lonelier than ever!!
MTV shot much of Jersey Shore's final season during her third-trimester which meant her old shenanigans would no longer fly!
While the rest of the cast was fist-pumping their way into a
dramz booze filled send off, Snooki was in Mommy mode!!
"It was definitely a little lonely… Everyone was still going out and staying up late and I just wanted to go to bed at 8 o'clock. I didn't want to do everything that everyone else was doing."
And don't think that just because her beautiful baby boy Lorenzo Dominic is outside her belly now that the new Mom plans to simply dump her kid off on her fiancé Jionni LaValle and return to her old tricks.
Part of her is sad Jersey Shore will end but she realizes it's an appropriate time to trade her old family in for her new one.
"[I am] a new person… Everything changed. The partying is long gone… I have a family now!"
Our final look at our favorite guidos begins Oct 4 on MTV!!
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