Poor, poor Kourt.
The source says of Disick:
Downtown Dragons could kick butt in more ways than one!
After guns are outlawed in Chinatown, would-be gangsters must relearn crane kicks and karate chops of yesteryear while they battle one another for street supremacy!
FX just started rolling the ball on this new show which S. Craig Zahler is set to write and executive produce.
We wonder whether the production team will recruit any big-time actors with a history of martial arts??
Jackie Chan perhaps? Or the glorious Lucy Liu?
Oooh, oooh! We we bet Ralph Macchio is still in game shape, LOLz!!
[Image via Robert Wallace/WENN.]