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R-Patz Introduces Breaking Dawn Clip And We Sprout The Twi-Hardest Boner Ever!!

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Oh my Cullen!

Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner co-introducing a never-before-seen clip from Breaking Dawn: Part 2?!

It's enough to make even the stretchiest of pants rip, LOLz!!

Ch-ch-check out the mind-blowing wonderosity of the ridiculously wicked new trailer (above)!

And then look at the equally amazeballz awesomeness of an inebriated R-Patz — drunk not off of alcohol, mind you, but his own intoxicating awesomeness — who fearlessly braves a live audience of millions (below)!

He says "check out this video" with his mouth but he sends another message with his eyes to his ex-lover, KStew!

We will let U figure out that one on your own!!

We LOVE it!!

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27 comments to “R-Patz Introduces Breaking Dawn Clip And We Sprout The Twi-Hardest Boner Ever!!”



  1. 1

    sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkward.

  2. jett7060 says – reply to this


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    Your posts are getting more and more immature by the second. Grow up.

  3. gaborzzza says – reply to this


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    Why do you say things like "..the twi-hardest boner ever"? You really are an out-of-touch idiot. You sound like the 'Hardly Boys' from season 10 ep 9 of South Park. You know, the one where they walk around and get 'raging clues' everywhere they go (youtube 'raging clue'….its Perez he made it in South Park!). The things you say are not funny, just plain creepy, but then again this site has gone to shit and the only clicks you get are from trolls and people who think you're pathetic. There is nothing cute about blatant sexual harassment.

  4. tinatinteeny says – reply to this


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    Please!!! R-Patz looked horrible, angry, and you can see he is soooo done with Twilight. Now Taylor that is another story….the boy was on fire!!!!! You have to let R-Patz go ….soon he'll be someone you used to know!!!!!

  5. dodo says – reply to this


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    Hes so SEXYY and hypnotizing! And welcome back brit accent~

  6. Jamie says – reply to this


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    What the hell do you mean by the message with his eyes? Dude just seems to be introducing the clip to me…I didn't see anything unusual. Seriously Perez. I know you have a serious hate boner for KStew (I'm not a fan either), but you are projecting just a little too much. Like Kevin Hart said, time to move on.

  7. Kati says – reply to this


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    That was AWESOME! Even more excited to go see it now! And all the cast looks great too. ; )

  8. emj says – reply to this


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    Rpatz seemed wasted, was waiting for him to crack. Poor guy looked like shit. But the clip was awesome.



  9. 9

    Tweeted this one too! Hilarious! Thank you!

  10. HG says – reply to this


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    I was at the awards at staples sitting near the front and Rob did not look wasted, sad and lost maybe but he could never look like shit HE IS A GOD WITH SEX HAIR ALWAYS! Perez is the one wasted cause he did his job and introed BD2 which was awesome cant wait to see it without sending any signals ,you are lame Perez and a trouble maker! And I totally high five to Kevin hart for putting all you bozos who bash kstew to shame!



  11. 11

    Perez, you are one of a kind. Great job on this little article. Thank you. Tweeted it! Love your humor on this one. Keep it up! You're growing on me! (Not the boner, the humor.)



  12. 12

    HG- Perez didn't say he was drunk with alcohol. He was drunk with himself. You, know, relaxed and happy. Perez didn't say anything wrong. Lighten up. Have a little fun. It was a good night for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Thank God she didn't get hurt by some craized RPattz fan! Life is good. IRIE…like the shirt Kristen said, "EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT!" Perez, nice job. You're earning my respect, one article at a time. Thank you.l



  13. 13

    OH, HG…How do you know Perez didn't mean that Robert Pattinson didn't send Kristen Stewart an eyeful of love? Wishing he could be with her? Stop thinking so negatively! It was a good night for everyone!

  14. Mrs. Momoa says – reply to this


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    Rob did not look wasted or sad more like done with the movie series. Ready to move on this is the last time he has to introduce this movie at the VMA's



  15. 15

    Re: jett7060 – sickeningly so



  16. 16

    Rob looked great and I LOVE his jacket. I'm glad KS wasn't there - I'm still disgusted with her.



  17. 17

    I can't wait. Looks like they'll be fighting, which is odd, bc in the book they don't. But I like it bc it'll be fresh and new but still pretty much to the story line.



  18. 18

    Re: jett7060 – Agree.
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    Re: gaborzzza – Agree.
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    Re: Jamie – Agree.
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    I think everyone who despises Perez should also know that he's basically disrespecting you by continuing to deliberately perv on heteros. What the ass clown has forgotten is that we, too, are his bread and butter, and that he doesn't have enough real fans left to keep him afloat. Perez, it's never wise to do that because in the end, those you slap at will have the last laugh. You're already sinking and you need us far more than we need you. Grow the fuck up, get some professionalism, and stop talking about your diseased cock.

  19. Vampirelady13 says – reply to this


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    I thought it was great of Kevin Hart top stick up for Kristen. I see Robert is still to balless to tell his fan's to back off.I dont call that love.

  20. yesiam says – reply to this


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    Re: Vampirelady13 – Kevin did not stick up for Kristen. She used her as part of his monologue as he did others. He didn't even have to mention her if he didn't want to. She wasn't even at the awards.

    The cast did a good job, though it kind of looked like a random selection of castmembers who didn't even talk… Maybe those were the only ones available for the show.

  21. Butterfly says – reply to this


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    Perez, I totally agree with you on Rob’s pants. I was like DAMMM!!!! But seriously everyone is stating who will come out winning between Rob and Kirsten, in my opinion, they both already won. Rob has the world at his feet whether he wants to move back to London, follow his music, or quit Hollywood all together. He has enough money in the bank to live whatever life he wants. Kirsten is 22 years, can lay low for and year or two, get a new look and make a comeback. Hollywood is forgiving, prime example Lindsey Lohan.
    My beef is REALLY people are giving Rob a hard time because he had his shirt untucked at the VMAs. Did they not see Drake with his t-sheet and Lil Wayne in his wife beater and shorts? Rob dresses according to the situation, he was at the VMA for goodness sake not at his movie premier.
    They are stating that Kirsten was the “bell of the ball” at the TIFF. There is a Cuban saying about how beautiful a peacock is until they open their mouth, although I agree that she looked very classy, I loved the dress she was wearing and she looked better than she ever has. She completely blew when she opened her mouth. The first word out of her mouth was “dude.” She should follow examples of Dakota Fanning and Emma Stone who are young Hollywood but know how to speak properly at their movie premier.



  22. 22

    Perez, I totally agree with you on Rob’s pants. I was like DAMMM!!!! But seriously everyone is stating who will come out winning between Rob and Kirsten, in my opinion, they both already won. Rob has the world at his feet whether he wants to move back to London, follow his music, or quit Hollywood all together. He has enough money in the bank to live whatever life he wants. Kirsten is 22 years, can lay low for and year or two, get a new look and make a comeback. Hollywood is forgiving, prime example Lindsey Lohan.
    My beef is REALLY people are giving Rob a hard time because he had his shirt untucked at the VMAs. Did they not see Drake with his t-sheet and Lil Wayne in his wife beater and shorts? Rob dresses according to the situation, he was at the VMA for goodness sake not at his movie premier.
    They are stating that Kirsten was the “bell of the ball” at the TIFF. There is a Cuban saying about how beautiful a peacock is until they open their mouth, although I agree that she looked very classy, I loved the dress she was wearing and she looked better than she ever has. She completely blew when she opened her mouth. The first word out of her mouth was “dude.” She should follow examples of Dakota Fanning and Emma Stone who are young Hollywood but know how to speak properly at their movie premier.



  23. 23

    Y'know, I could barely make it through the first chapter of Twilight, so I never have seen the movies (except about 15 minutes at a drive in while waiting for the next movie to start. A-Team btw. Much superior.) I never realize what utter crap the effects are. Watching Bella-the-Pitiful spin through the air looks about as natural as a Muppet on wires. Why are these big, again? Not for production value, clearly.



  24. 24

    Can you please quit with all the boner references in every other post? it's so sick

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