Sweet and salty sea-monkeys, we HOPE this rumor has juice!
We would drive fifty miles to watch the Ry-guy tie someone to a bedpost, thrust a ball-gag in their mouth, and use his freakishly large forklift to deliver six tons of freight through their backdoor!
While she spoke candidly about casting at the London release of her 50 Shades album, she also cautioned fans from reading to much into her POV.
“The thing is that if I say I want 'so-and-so' to do it and then they don’t want to… it’s just best to keep your mouth shut”.
Ha! We know for a fact it's IMPOSSIBLE to shut one's mouth with a ball-gag stuck in it!
Once news of her namedrop spread through the internetz like wildfire, she tried to reel everyone back into reality with Twitter.
EL wrote this in SHOUTY lettering:
“ALL CASTING NEWS [IS] NOT TRUE. ALL ARE JUST RUMOURS AT THE MOMENT. YES, SHOUTY CAPITALS.”
And then she mysteriously deleted it!
She stayed mum on casting after that but was eager to discuss her book as an inspiration for this album of handpicked classical music.
“I’m just relieved to find out that other people share my fantasies, I can’t be that f**ked up after all! I am thrilled that the classical pieces that inspired me while I wrote the Fifty Shades Triology are being brought together in one collection for all loves of the books to enjoy.”
Ah, yes, a soundtrack for our fetish-filled sex-life!
[Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]