Early 2000s Nicole Richie is our favorite.
The fashionista explained:
Blackout day-drinking that ends with Deena in a cop car!
Pregnant fun in the sun when Snooki tries not to burn the bun in her oven!
Self-imposed rehab for The Situation!
Ch-ch-check out the trailer for the 6th and final season of Jersey Shore (above) and KICK yourself in the balls because that's the kind of pain you're feeling as soon as we remind you MTV canceled the show!!
The end of the fist-pumping er ais enough to make a Guido cry!
Don't shed too many tears, though — it could eff up your spray tan, LOLz!!