We can barely keep up!
And as it turns out, this is all actually Kanye West's fault!
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As a matter of fact, she was NOT.
Reporters caught up with Twilight scribe Stephenie Meyer at NYC's Fashion Week and their questions were not fashion forward!
They climbed over each other to crack her brain and uncover her thoughts on KStew sleeping around on R-Patz, but we were pleasantly surprised by her response.
"That is so not my business."
Clear. Concise. Certainly accurate.
Stephenie is SUPER bummed to reach the end of the film franchise.
"I tend to get really sad when I have to [think about the final film]… So I'm sort of putting it off. I figure it'll be a really emotional night when it comes out and we know that it's over. That's going to be rough."
If you miss them so much, maybe you should invite the whole cast to your compound for regular get togethers. You can play Wii, read scenes from Hamlet, talk gossip…
On second thought, maybe not!
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