Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It's just a toothbrush, pervs!
Her intricate, self-made black dress screamed pure sex from the red carpet but was NOTHING compared to the pre-show entertainment on Twitter!
She uploaded a picture of herself completely nekkid! There's nothing between you and her vajayjay except a pair of knees… and your computer monitor, LOLz!!
We bet she gives GREAT oral… hygiene tips!
Ke$ha didn't win any video awards but we suspect dudes were sprouting trouser Moonmen on her behalf all evening long!
After taking a few more glimpses of her tricked-out gown from last night (below) we have to wonder, do U think she vajazzles her vajay too?
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