50 Shades Author Writes Sex To Black Eyed Peas!

ZOMG we can't even DEAL with this tom foolery ball gaggery!
Fifty Shades author E.L. James has revealed she wrote some of the book's rather hard core sex scenes to Black Eyed Peas tune Sexy!
Mz. James left her red room of pain recently to discuss her creative process, sharing:
"I have songs that I write sex to. One of them is The Black Eyed Peas' 'Sexy'. That is a very sexy song."
BANANAS.
Now they HAVE to include that song on the Fifty Shades of Grey film soundtrack, obviously…
And maybe Ryan Gosling in his role as Christian Grey could hum it while slapping his penis all over his submissive pet!
Perfection.
[Image via WENN.]
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Her creative process? I'm weeping for creativity.
my morning poop looks better than this old fergie hag, just look at her
Why are we referring to this person as an author? She is a fan who didn't learn proper grammar or real human reaction apart from "holy shit" and "holy cow." Poor Black Eyed Peas.
There is clearly an element of jealously and self-loathing in those who automatically hate celebrities for being celebrities.
Why are we referring to this person as an author? She is a fan who didn't learn proper grammar or real human reaction apart from "holy shit" and "holy cow." Poor Black Eyed Peas.