Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Gawd Damn, Jon Hamm!
Now we know why Mr. Don Draper has sooo much confidence! LOLz!
The Mad Men star was spotted carrying some pret-tay LARGE packages down Madison Ave Friday.
After shopping for lady-clothes at Barneys Jon for his lucky longtime lover, Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon looked ready to go back to his hotel room for a little "rest."
Poor guy, lugging around that heavy load must be eXXXhausting!
Jonnny, if you EVER need some help carrying your package PLEASE don't hesitate to call!
[Image via Splash News.]