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Jon Hamm Is The BIGGEST Peen Man In Advertising!

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Gawd Damn, Jon Hamm!

Now we know why Mr. Don Draper has sooo much confidence! LOLz!

The Mad Men star was spotted carrying some pret-tay LARGE packages down Madison Ave Friday.

After shopping for lady-clothes at Barneys Jon for his lucky longtime lover, Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon looked ready to go back to his hotel room for a little "rest."

Poor guy, lugging around that heavy load must be eXXXhausting!

Jonnny, if you EVER need some help carrying your package PLEASE don't hesitate to call!

[Image via Splash News.]

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29 comments to “Jon Hamm Is The BIGGEST Peen Man In Advertising!”



  1. 1

    Hopefully he was buying underwear. I sense he must have some insecurities if he feels the need to expose himself like that.



  2. 2

    I think he is the hottest man on the planet. I would literally suck him dry lol



  3. 3

    God damn you are a fucking homo dooshbag. Grow the fuck up. How pathetic is it for a supposed grow ass man to be acting like this. Every time you post anything, you put the gay rights movement back years.



  4. 4

    Umm is it just me or does this look really fake….but if it isn't JON HAMM I LOVE U!



  5. 5

    That looks like a NORMAL SIZE peen…..

  6. El K says – reply to this


    6

    it is fake. any person with some photoshop skills can see that.



  7. 7

    PIG

  8. KiKi says – reply to this


    8

    It is VERY CLEAR that he is NOT wearing underwear ( thank you Jon ) and its NOT Photoshopped.

  9. Vanessa says – reply to this


    9

    Oh my god! It looks so thick and yummy! I would SUCK Him dry!!!!

  10. marcella says – reply to this


    10

    WOW…AND THAT'S SOFT….IMAGINE!!!! THAT A LOT OF "HAMM"….

  11. Noneya29 says – reply to this


    11

    Maybe Im just use to LARGE Black peens because this is NOT large by far.



  12. 12

    Im not convinced I think its just creases giving an illusion plus parts of it looked photoshopped to enhance the effect. But whatever, I know gays will believe what they want to believe..



  13. 13

    dude this looks SO PHOTOSHOPPED. no one's DICK HEAD shows through their regular everyday khakis - it's not like he's wearing fucking spandex. this is bullshit, and of course you post it anyways. you're a dick-obsessed moron.



  14. 14

    VERY NICE. Oh come on, are you so brainwashed by Hollywood that you think it's photoshopped, That's average.

  15. ben franklin says – reply to this


    15

    HOLY FUCK!!! that fucking thing is thicker than a snicker



  16. 16

    For a second there I thought I'd stumbled onto tumblr again. Nice 'news'.



  17. 17

    I can honestly say I'm glad my junk isn't that big. That's a lot to work with. Hope he doesn't get excited in public



  18. 18

    Obviously going commando!



  19. 19

    Re: trinigirl123 – Thats not average. You seriously have really screwed numbers. Average is 5.5-6.2..Thats flaccid and easily in the 6.5-7 range



  20. 20

    Someone keeps photoshopping pictures in this way, it has been done to 3 different celebs in the last couple of months and Perez keeps posting them even though he knows they're not real!



  21. 21

    lollllllllllllll i give that a 10 out of `10"



  22. 22

    fake. it's clearly shopped



  23. 23

    Re: NookiesWA – LOL it's average to me LMAO. I don't look at poles or whatever, so maybe I should have mentioned that. It's average TO ME.

  24. CRO83 says – reply to this


    24

    I doubt thats photoshopped. If you google it, you will see there are plenty of shots from different angles that are just as "exposed"



  25. 25

    Re: trinigirl123 – Well, you still can't change statistics just because you have experienced something else. You were lucky enough to have big dicks. It still doesn't make average = small. Big = Average. You must be really stretched out down there :P

  26. Layla says – reply to this


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    I cringed when I saw this photo too. At least a photo of every leading lady on MM with him plus the big thing was literally exposed but strangely I don’t see any with Megan Draper thus far. Please don’t allow this to happen to him and her on photoshoots. It’ll be brutally distracting if it will, I’m their big fan.



  27. 27

    Re: PHWOARR – Wow really?! "You gays will believe whatever you want"??!! Do you realize how stupid you make yourself look? And for everybody else bashing the site and talking about how "gay" Perez is…NO SHIT!! If you have such a problem with it don't come to the site and spread your hate around. Maybe you are gay for coming to look at the site and then wasting your time commenting on a story that you think you wasted your time on. You're only wasting more of your "precious" time by commenting on how you are wasting your time. Stupid much??



  28. 28

    Re: NookiesWA – EWWW hahahahahaha how dare you?



  29. 29

    It's no surprise he has to share it… Everyone knows that so many actors have inferiority complexes. If you want a really tell tale sign, look at how many super hot actors are hooked up with not so hot looking non actors. The average good looking actor has to be the pretty one in the couple at all times. It's all about attention. It's understandable though, look at how much rejection these people choose to go through with this choice of career.