And now we have our answers!!!
…things in the South are muffled by the sounds of fans and cicadas! That's why!
According to star wedding consultant Harmony Walton, that's "just how they do things."
"Over the past few months, celebrities have been deliberately going with vendors, planners and locations that are outside of the typical Hollywood wedding game, as a way to keep their weddings secret. Smaller vendors know that celebrity events can make or break them, so they're much more likely to keep their mouths shut."
And that's most likely a big part of why Blake and Ryan wed in South Carolina on Sunday night.
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