Maybe she's a little more obsessed with celebrity than she first asserted!
The 28-year-old who allegedly had an affair with Affleck -- which she has denied -- has nevertheless hired a crisis PR firm for... what exactly??
But hey, at least we get to see all the shapes her FACE can make while she talks about the pressures that come along with having an excess of meat on yo' bones, in her first ever Weight Watchers commercial (above)!
Adorbs! Keep up the good work, oh blonde one! We bellliiiieeeeevveee in youuuuu!!
And then maybe in your next commercial, we'll actually get to see a svelter new you?! YEAH!