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Kristen Stewart's Stanky Armpits Licked By Robert Pattinson? That's 50 Shades Freaky!

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Even Christian Grey was grossed the eff out after reading the latest issue of UK Vogue!

Apparently, back before her terrible transgression ruined their relationship, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson enjoyed some kinky shizzironi!

Much weirder than the fang-banging we saw in Breaking Dawn: Part One is KStew's latest shocking revelation.

In her own words:

"I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits."

We. Are. Speechless. BUT SHE'S NOT!!!

She continued:

"I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"

Is coating your tongue in your partner's stench the "whole point" of love? Uhh… We doubt it.

Nevermind, though — WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

Were her pits freshly shaved or was she growing rabbis under those things?

Did R-Patz stick his tongue up there in the shower, or are we talking the tail end of a six mile hike?

And what about Rupert Sanders? Did lick her pits too? Whose tongue was longer?

These questions demand answers!!

Until then, we're off to brush our teeth!

[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]

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67 comments to “Kristen Stewart's Stanky Armpits Licked By Robert Pattinson? That's 50 Shades Freaky!”

  1. littlecat says – reply to this


    1

    wow. way to police & shame someone else's sexuality.



  2. 2

    She says she doesn't want people to know too much about her personal life and then says things like this to a writer?

  3. huji says – reply to this


    3

    Beurk …!



  4. 4

    I just read from an reliant source the two have reconciled.



  5. 5

    I know so many people who like this. Seriously, we can talk about bondage in public but this is 'weird'?

  6. Jessg says – reply to this


    6

    We are all entitled to our own sexuality. It's the least superficial thing you could love about someone. I applaud Robert for loving the essence of someone. It's very sexy to be so wrapped up in someone that you want every part of them. It's his business and is entitled to be who he is sexually. It starts to get out of hand when you start judging people's sexual preferences. Whatever floats his boat. He's not hurting anyone. What woman doesn't want a man to love every part of them. Isn't that why woman wear their boyfriends clothes.

  7. tahlia says – reply to this


    7

    the armpits are errogenous zones. Playing with and licking them heightens sexual pleasure overall. Of course Perez doesn't know this though cause he's the 40 year old fat skinny virgin….



  8. 8

    Come on Perez, we know you've had your share! This is no different than oral sex and just think about how those places smell! LMAO you have flair, I'll give you that. This one's a little over the top though. You do crack me up.

  9. nina says – reply to this


    9

    ain't nothing for him to be ashamed of, means dude knew how to get his woman off. Perez just dry humps a pillow nightly, so he wouldn't know what to do with an actual armpit, or a dick or ass for that matter.

  10. carleona says – reply to this


    10

    Rob's awesome I bet he sucks toes too and hot shit like that.

  11. daria says – reply to this


    11

    Perez is such a fucking hypocrite, if Katy perry said this he'd be all, "she's so fierce!" Like Katy perry isn't letting John Mayer take a shit on her face as we speak. Cause TEd Casablanca said that's his specialty, to defecate on his lovers, cause golden showers isn't enough for him at this point.

  12. caliluv says – reply to this


    12

    Perez, your virginity is showing

  13. Al009 says – reply to this


    13

    Is this site written by a 14-year-old girl? Here's something that will probably REALLY freak Perez out: I bet she even licked his sweaty balls! Maybe even his poop chute! Ewww sex is soooooo gross!

  14. Lola says – reply to this


    14

    Minus the armpit freaky shits but wish they gotten back together, they are so adorable together in many ways. :/



  15. 15

    So so ummmmmm worse than gross!!
    Does anyone realise that she is talking about her "boyfriend" (Rupert or Rob???) Because the interview comes off the back of her trip to OZ with Rupert!!
    I wish this girl would humble herself.
    Im pissed she even showed up at TIFF. How dare she even show her face – arrogant and triumphant is the only words that come to mind when I look at these pics.
    What part of married with children do all of you whacko twihards not understand.
    This woman is a stupid b@#ch whom broke the golden Girl Code rule – infidelity with a married man.
    Though what gets me more than anything is that while she smiles and sneers and gets away with it, those babies of the fool Rupert will forever know their mother was disrespected in the worst most humiliating way possible by madam stewart and their father.

  16. amanda says – reply to this


    16

    don't you mean 'RABIES'? most of the writers for this blog are so fucking illiterate. would it hurt to hire someone that graduated from elementary school?

  17. Mrs_Bathscum says – reply to this


    17

    I'm assuming she's trying to be sarcastic, from what I hear Americans don't really get that………



  18. 18

    Leave these two alone! Who cares. Toe sucking is weird to me but other people enjoy it. Why judge?!



  19. 19

    Re: HurkaDurka – I hope you are right!

  20. Mitch says – reply to this


    20

    The journalist admitted Kristen was drinking and they were "off the record" when Kristen said this stuff. I think the writer was a bitch for printing it when she knew Kristen didn't intend for it to be a part of the interview. She admitted she secretly taped her. I say some pretty stupid things when I drink too. Glad I don't have an asshole journalist secretly taping me.

  21. Stacy says – reply to this


    21

    I find it incredibly ironic that this site, run by an out gay man, is casting judgement on a couple for getting a little freaky in the sack. It is just recently that gays have started being accepted into mainstream society. I have never thought there is anything wrong with being gay and am an advocate of gay marriage. I would have thought gays would be a little more accepting. Of course this is only Perez. He doesn't speak for all gays.



  22. 22

    obviously she was joking, i can imagine a celebrity (particularly one who hates the lime light) who is asked the same questions over and over would be a bit creative!

  23. Mrs_Bathscum says – reply to this


    23

    Actually I just read the whole interview and I think the girl should go to rehab

  24. Sandy says – reply to this


    24

    Is it so bad to want to smell the one you love on you??? kinky yes….gross no.

  25. Moozie says – reply to this


    25

    Mrs_Bathscum

    Exactly! She is obviously being sarcastic. People are dim.

  26. Salles says – reply to this


    26

    Hmm, dude must be a good lover…knows how to please his woman. I must say my husband likes to do that as well and he's one hell of a lover. Someone who actually takes the time not to please just himself



  27. 27

    Um I dont think this is so bad. Sure, I wont be licking armpits but thays just me. Who cares what other people do. Also, you have once inappropriately said that you like getting your ass licked. So why is that cool, but this isnt?

  28. FFS says – reply to this


    28

    You fucking hypocrite, we all know that you wish R Patz was licking your armpits and more. Your jealousy of any women who are with your fantasy men is fucking gross..GROW THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING TWAT.
    The mere thought of you having sex with anything is vile.
    That's the whole thing isn't it Mario? You have not even had sex yet have you?

  29. FFS says – reply to this


    29

    Also what is with the fucking scientology ads?
    Truth be known you have always been a scientology plant,you faux homo.
    Is that why you always drool over straight men?
    You fucking fraud.

  30. Zane says – reply to this


    30

    British guys are into kinky shizznit. I've had a few and had to say no to some of that crap.

  31. James says – reply to this


    31

    Perez, we all hate you. You are a dick. Kristen is the most amazing woman ever, and Rob is a great man. I read they are together again, so i am so happy for them! but you need a fucking life, a real job, not some bitching you do in your spare time you low life piece of shit. LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. You probably pay for sex yourself other wise you would be a virgin you fat creep. This is their business and they could easily have twisted her words.

  32. James says – reply to this


    32

    We hate you Perez. LEAVE KRISTEN ALONE!

  33. Jess says – reply to this


    33

    Re: James – You are very sad.



  34. 34

    gross im eating and i feel sick now seems that whole her not showering thing went further than expected ewww

  35. hip says – reply to this


    35

    I think she's doing this to humiliate rob



  36. 36

    Re: Lady Who? – Your posts are disturbing, you angry person! You should be banned from this site!



  37. 37

    acording to The Examiner is it Rupert or Robert licking her armpits

  38. grossed out says – reply to this


    38

    Perez, you are SUCH an incredible asshole, leave them be! Enough is enough, you've made your point. Now be gone.



  39. 39

    TMI
    TMI
    TMI
    TMI
    TMI
    THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE BEDROOM



  40. 40

    Now, he can never lick another girl's armpits.

  41. Jess says – reply to this


    41

    This type of information needs to remain behind closed doors. So disgusting!!! And she has the nerve to cheat with a man who licks her armpits.

  42. cookieparty says – reply to this


    42

    they are so getting back together

  43. daria says – reply to this


    43

    so lame. if people have no problem putting c*cks and pu$$ies in their mouth, what's the big deal about an armpit? You guys sound like a bunch of uptight Amish people.

  44. demode says – reply to this


    44

    Perez Hilton is a man who has admitted that he likes to have his a$$hole licked. Is he really one to judge?

  45. darla says – reply to this


    45

    Well that's bacteria and that's just gross that piece of UKvogue is so unvogue-like Even Helen Gurley Brown of Cosmopolitan will retched in her grave with this piece.



  46. 46

    I don't find it that weird. Sounds like they have a healthy sex life…



  47. 47

    growing rabbis? seriously?

  48. magpieme says – reply to this


    48

    And what a great way to win a partners trust back,too!!!

  49. magpieme says – reply to this


    49

    Re: rubimarcus – Sad-but true.

  50. Teri says – reply to this


    50

    Re: HurkaDurka – who? what did they say?

  51. sja says – reply to this


    51

    Re: amanda
    No, he meant "rabbis", genius. As in leaders in the Jewish faith. As in beards and hair.

  52. Toni S. says – reply to this


    52

    Re: Jessg – I agree with you. They are adults and can do what they want. Kstew is criticized if she is forthright with the press and criticized if she appears aloof. If you love someone you want to be with them no matter what…like that Lady Gaga song says. The poor kid is too honest and too young…I hope she keeps her life to herself. I mean who would dare say anything to J.Lo or Brangelina or Rimes or any of a long list of male actors.

  53. bjsmith says – reply to this


    53

    This is over the top. I don't believe a word of this. She is trying to shock people. I hope Rob never take the freak back. SOMETHINGS SHOULD REMAIN PRIVATE!!

  54. Rose says – reply to this


    54

    I wonder what happened to all that love they had for each other? They should come back together. It's worth the try to rekindle that great love if it was that great. And when they grow old they can say they fought for their love against all odds and they won and had a happy life to show for it.It would be great .

  55. KStew Krew says – reply to this


    55

    Re: rubimarcus – You are a hateful fuckhead. Ruperv is responsible for his family not Kristen so go spew your hate on his website if he even has one. Someday I hope you will need to ask for forgiveness and you get slapped with the same crap you are dishing out here on Kristen. You need to get a life and mind your own business. She has done nothing to you yet you speak like you are personally involved, lol! Go soak your head.

  56. KStew Krew says – reply to this


    56

    Way to go Rob….get your freak on baby! Kristen, honey you are one lucky girl to have a man lick your armpit….gotta try that one for sure! I agree when she said it's nice to know how your lover smells. Sounds like a healthy sex life to me. Lol!!!

  57. Mary says – reply to this


    57

    In the interview she doesn't specify, if she speaks about Rob,or Rupert, or someone else. Anyway she's disgusting and she never know when to stop talking .

  58. Cassie says – reply to this


    58

    Re: rubimarcus – You're an idiot rubimarcus.

  59. magpieme says – reply to this


    59

    Liberty Rose still without her wed. ring-you are not an idiot rubimarkus.

  60. magpieme says – reply to this


    60

    Re: Cassie – you are an idiot Cassie

  61. inah says – reply to this


    61

    Luuuv perez hilton! Ur side comments are sarcastically funny! Well kristen is bragging ownership but we all know its in the past now. Maybe she feels she couldnt find another man to lick her armpits or kiss het ass???! Lok

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    62

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  63. alwiega says – reply to this


    63

    Just thinking about what else he was doing to and with her, gave me a great day dream. Oh Lordie!!

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    64

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  66. carro says – reply to this


    66

    That seems to be more common than what you think actually. And no, I don't think they do it after a "six mile hike"….a normal day?? Who the fuck cares whos tongue was longer, the size probably doesn't matter, duh! I'm sure your armpit always smells because you're overweight, but maybe hers doesn't. Usually u actually wash your armpits everyday before deo. And of course she shaves her pits, are u stupid? She's a girl.
    This whole entry was STUPID as shit. Different likes….you're gay so u should know. God, i'm cold.

  67. HALO101st says – reply to this


    67

    Licking Kristen Stewart's armpits has to be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard or read. She turns my stomach to begin with, but this makes me want to vomit.