Kristen Stewart's Stanky Armpits Licked By Robert Pattinson? That's 50 Shades Freaky!
Even Christian Grey was grossed the eff out after reading the latest issue of UK Vogue!
Apparently, back before her terrible transgression ruined their relationship, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson enjoyed some kinky shizzironi!
Much weirder than the fang-banging we saw in Breaking Dawn: Part One is KStew's latest shocking revelation.
In her own words:
"I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits."
We. Are. Speechless. BUT SHE'S NOT!!!
"I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"
Is coating your tongue in your partner's stench the "whole point" of love? Uhh… We doubt it.
Nevermind, though — WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!
Were her pits freshly shaved or was she growing rabbis under those things?
Did R-Patz stick his tongue up there in the shower, or are we talking the tail end of a six mile hike?
And what about Rupert Sanders? Did lick her pits too? Whose tongue was longer?
These questions demand answers!!
Until then, we're off to brush our teeth!
[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]
Tags: 50 shades of grey, armpits, breaking dawn, breaking dawn part 1, film flickers, kinky, kristen stewart, love line, robert pattinson, rupert sanders, vogue uk, wacky tacky and true
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wow. way to police & shame someone else's sexuality.
She says she doesn't want people to know too much about her personal life and then says things like this to a writer?
Beurk …!
I just read from an reliant source the two have reconciled.
I know so many people who like this. Seriously, we can talk about bondage in public but this is 'weird'?
We are all entitled to our own sexuality. It's the least superficial thing you could love about someone. I applaud Robert for loving the essence of someone. It's very sexy to be so wrapped up in someone that you want every part of them. It's his business and is entitled to be who he is sexually. It starts to get out of hand when you start judging people's sexual preferences. Whatever floats his boat. He's not hurting anyone. What woman doesn't want a man to love every part of them. Isn't that why woman wear their boyfriends clothes.
the armpits are errogenous zones. Playing with and licking them heightens sexual pleasure overall. Of course Perez doesn't know this though cause he's the 40 year old fat skinny virgin….
Come on Perez, we know you've had your share! This is no different than oral sex and just think about how those places smell! LMAO you have flair, I'll give you that. This one's a little over the top though. You do crack me up.
ain't nothing for him to be ashamed of, means dude knew how to get his woman off. Perez just dry humps a pillow nightly, so he wouldn't know what to do with an actual armpit, or a dick or ass for that matter.
Rob's awesome I bet he sucks toes too and hot shit like that.
Perez is such a fucking hypocrite, if Katy perry said this he'd be all, "she's so fierce!" Like Katy perry isn't letting John Mayer take a shit on her face as we speak. Cause TEd Casablanca said that's his specialty, to defecate on his lovers, cause golden showers isn't enough for him at this point.
Perez, your virginity is showing
Is this site written by a 14-year-old girl? Here's something that will probably REALLY freak Perez out: I bet she even licked his sweaty balls! Maybe even his poop chute! Ewww sex is soooooo gross!
Minus the armpit freaky shits but wish they gotten back together, they are so adorable together in many ways. :/
So so ummmmmm worse than gross!!
Does anyone realise that she is talking about her "boyfriend" (Rupert or Rob???) Because the interview comes off the back of her trip to OZ with Rupert!!
I wish this girl would humble herself.
Im pissed she even showed up at TIFF. How dare she even show her face – arrogant and triumphant is the only words that come to mind when I look at these pics.
What part of married with children do all of you whacko twihards not understand.
This woman is a stupid b@#ch whom broke the golden Girl Code rule – infidelity with a married man.
Though what gets me more than anything is that while she smiles and sneers and gets away with it, those babies of the fool Rupert will forever know their mother was disrespected in the worst most humiliating way possible by madam stewart and their father.
don't you mean 'RABIES'? most of the writers for this blog are so fucking illiterate. would it hurt to hire someone that graduated from elementary school?
I'm assuming she's trying to be sarcastic, from what I hear Americans don't really get that………
Leave these two alone! Who cares. Toe sucking is weird to me but other people enjoy it. Why judge?!
Re: HurkaDurka – I hope you are right!
The journalist admitted Kristen was drinking and they were "off the record" when Kristen said this stuff. I think the writer was a bitch for printing it when she knew Kristen didn't intend for it to be a part of the interview. She admitted she secretly taped her. I say some pretty stupid things when I drink too. Glad I don't have an asshole journalist secretly taping me.
I find it incredibly ironic that this site, run by an out gay man, is casting judgement on a couple for getting a little freaky in the sack. It is just recently that gays have started being accepted into mainstream society. I have never thought there is anything wrong with being gay and am an advocate of gay marriage. I would have thought gays would be a little more accepting. Of course this is only Perez. He doesn't speak for all gays.
obviously she was joking, i can imagine a celebrity (particularly one who hates the lime light) who is asked the same questions over and over would be a bit creative!
Actually I just read the whole interview and I think the girl should go to rehab
Is it so bad to want to smell the one you love on you??? kinky yes….gross no.
Mrs_Bathscum
Exactly! She is obviously being sarcastic. People are dim.
Hmm, dude must be a good lover…knows how to please his woman. I must say my husband likes to do that as well and he's one hell of a lover. Someone who actually takes the time not to please just himself
Um I dont think this is so bad. Sure, I wont be licking armpits but thays just me. Who cares what other people do. Also, you have once inappropriately said that you like getting your ass licked. So why is that cool, but this isnt?
You fucking hypocrite, we all know that you wish R Patz was licking your armpits and more. Your jealousy of any women who are with your fantasy men is fucking gross..GROW THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING TWAT.
The mere thought of you having sex with anything is vile.
That's the whole thing isn't it Mario? You have not even had sex yet have you?
Also what is with the fucking scientology ads?
Truth be known you have always been a scientology plant,you faux homo.
Is that why you always drool over straight men?
You fucking fraud.
British guys are into kinky shizznit. I've had a few and had to say no to some of that crap.
Perez, we all hate you. You are a dick. Kristen is the most amazing woman ever, and Rob is a great man. I read they are together again, so i am so happy for them! but you need a fucking life, a real job, not some bitching you do in your spare time you low life piece of shit. LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. You probably pay for sex yourself other wise you would be a virgin you fat creep. This is their business and they could easily have twisted her words.
We hate you Perez. LEAVE KRISTEN ALONE!
Re: James – You are very sad.
gross im eating and i feel sick now seems that whole her not showering thing went further than expected ewww
I think she's doing this to humiliate rob
For someone who enjoys defecating on teens and lubricating your dog's butt hole, you should never comment on anyone else's sexual practices. You just continue to show your sexual immaturity.
Re: Lady Who? – Your posts are disturbing, you angry person! You should be banned from this site!
acording to The Examiner is it Rupert or Robert licking her armpits
Perez, you are SUCH an incredible asshole, leave them be! Enough is enough, you've made your point. Now be gone.
TMI
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THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE BEDROOM
Now, he can never lick another girl's armpits.
This type of information needs to remain behind closed doors. So disgusting!!! And she has the nerve to cheat with a man who licks her armpits.
they are so getting back together
so lame. if people have no problem putting c*cks and pu$$ies in their mouth, what's the big deal about an armpit? You guys sound like a bunch of uptight Amish people.
Perez Hilton is a man who has admitted that he likes to have his a$$hole licked. Is he really one to judge?
Well that's bacteria and that's just gross that piece of UKvogue is so unvogue-like Even Helen Gurley Brown of Cosmopolitan will retched in her grave with this piece.
I don't find it that weird. Sounds like they have a healthy sex life…
growing rabbis? seriously?
And what a great way to win a partners trust back,too!!!
Re: rubimarcus – Sad-but true.
Re: HurkaDurka – who? what did they say?
Re: amanda –
No, he meant "rabbis", genius. As in leaders in the Jewish faith. As in beards and hair.
Re: Jessg – I agree with you. They are adults and can do what they want. Kstew is criticized if she is forthright with the press and criticized if she appears aloof. If you love someone you want to be with them no matter what…like that Lady Gaga song says. The poor kid is too honest and too young…I hope she keeps her life to herself. I mean who would dare say anything to J.Lo or Brangelina or Rimes or any of a long list of male actors.
This is over the top. I don't believe a word of this. She is trying to shock people. I hope Rob never take the freak back. SOMETHINGS SHOULD REMAIN PRIVATE!!
I wonder what happened to all that love they had for each other? They should come back together. It's worth the try to rekindle that great love if it was that great. And when they grow old they can say they fought for their love against all odds and they won and had a happy life to show for it.It would be great .
Re: rubimarcus – You are a hateful fuckhead. Ruperv is responsible for his family not Kristen so go spew your hate on his website if he even has one. Someday I hope you will need to ask for forgiveness and you get slapped with the same crap you are dishing out here on Kristen. You need to get a life and mind your own business. She has done nothing to you yet you speak like you are personally involved, lol! Go soak your head.
Way to go Rob….get your freak on baby! Kristen, honey you are one lucky girl to have a man lick your armpit….gotta try that one for sure! I agree when she said it's nice to know how your lover smells. Sounds like a healthy sex life to me. Lol!!!
In the interview she doesn't specify, if she speaks about Rob,or Rupert, or someone else. Anyway she's disgusting and she never know when to stop talking .
Re: rubimarcus – You're an idiot rubimarcus.
Liberty Rose still without her wed. ring-you are not an idiot rubimarkus.
Re: Cassie – you are an idiot Cassie
Luuuv perez hilton! Ur side comments are sarcastically funny! Well kristen is bragging ownership but we all know its in the past now. Maybe she feels she couldnt find another man to lick her armpits or kiss het ass???! Lok
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That seems to be more common than what you think actually. And no, I don't think they do it after a "six mile hike"….a normal day?? Who the fuck cares whos tongue was longer, the size probably doesn't matter, duh! I'm sure your armpit always smells because you're overweight, but maybe hers doesn't. Usually u actually wash your armpits everyday before deo. And of course she shaves her pits, are u stupid? She's a girl.
This whole entry was STUPID as shit. Different likes….you're gay so u should know. God, i'm cold.
Licking Kristen Stewart's armpits has to be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard or read. She turns my stomach to begin with, but this makes me want to vomit.