Even Christian Grey was grossed the eff out after reading the latest issue of UK Vogue!
Apparently, back before her terrible transgression ruined their relationship, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson enjoyed some kinky shizzironi!
Much weirder than the fang-banging we saw in Breaking Dawn: Part One is KStew's latest shocking revelation.
In her own words:
"I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits."
We. Are. Speechless. BUT SHE'S NOT!!!
"I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"
Is coating your tongue in your partner's stench the "whole point" of love? Uhh… We doubt it.
Nevermind, though — WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!
Were her pits freshly shaved or was she growing rabbis under those things?
Did R-Patz stick his tongue up there in the shower, or are we talking the tail end of a six mile hike?
And what about Rupert Sanders? Did lick her pits too? Whose tongue was longer?
These questions demand answers!!
Until then, we're off to brush our teeth!
[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]
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