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Natalie Portman Looks Teeny-Weeny In Her Bikini!

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Natalie Portman has some serious celebrating to do these days.

She's got a brand new, not to mention seriously hot, husband Benjamin Millepied.

She's the mother of a beautiful son Aleph who is one of the cutest, most adorable little ones we've EVER seen.

And on top of all that - she's got one slamming body.

No, seriously, have you seen this one over here? If she committed a series of terrible crimes and was locked in jail forever - it would not matter whatsoever. She'd just slip through the bars; girl is that tiny.

It ain't easy having that type of body after having a baby. It isn't easy having that type of body EVER!!!

Go, Natalie Portman, go.

The star was soaking up the sun at the beach, and she looked lovely while she was bathing in the sun. Plus her son was totally bottoms up. Have a wonderful vacation, Natalie. You freakin' deserve it.

Also, is it just us or is she doing the "I'm on top of the world" pose from Titanic?

If that's the case - that makes this picture even doubly amazing.

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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8 comments to “Natalie Portman Looks Teeny-Weeny In Her Bikini!”

  1. steph says – reply to this


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    does her little girl not have a bikini brief thats so funny on the picture

  2. spazraz says – reply to this


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    omg. NP looks like a 12-year old boy. Creepy T-rex arms, too.

    I'm suprised anyone even talks about this washed-up "actress".

    Yawn.



  3. 3

    She named her kid after Adolf Hitler?

  4. mike says – reply to this


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    She isn't healthy at all. She seriously looks like a 12 year old boy which probably explains why you are enjoying her body. BTW, a study has proven that women with curves are actually more intelligent and have more intelligent kids. Before you throw her Harvard bs in my faec just know that a movie star can do whatever the F they want when it comes to school, it does not make her intelligent. Her voice is proof that she is completely unaware, she sounds like a female Yoda.



  5. 5

    She looks like a 12 year old kid in bikini.



  6. 6

    Re: steph – her son. not daughter



  7. 7

    Re: mike – Women with curves are more intelligent? I can guarantee you there is no scientific study that states that as a conclusion. You're probably just making stuff up to make your fat self or your fat wife feel better.



  8. 8

    Re: Mad Dog – aleph is a hebrew name, nutjob