This is not a joke, Perezcious readers! This is Instagram-official!
And in emoji form, no less!
Ch-ch-check it out (below)!
[Image via Snapchat.]
Natalie Portman has some serious celebrating to do these days.
She's got a brand new, not to mention seriously hot, husband Benjamin Millepied.
She's the mother of a beautiful son Aleph who is one of the cutest, most adorable little ones we've EVER seen.
And on top of all that - she's got one slamming body.
No, seriously, have you seen this one over here? If she committed a series of terrible crimes and was locked in jail forever - it would not matter whatsoever. She'd just slip through the bars; girl is that tiny.
It ain't easy having that type of body after having a baby. It isn't easy having that type of body EVER!!!
Go, Natalie Portman, go.
Also, is it just us or is she doing the "I'm on top of the world" pose from Titanic?
If that's the case - that makes this picture even doubly amazing.
[Image via National Photo Group.]