Don't Wake Us Up (Up Up Up Up Up) because this breaking Breezy news is so effin' bizarre, it might be a dream!
CB found some fresh neck ink and it's way more cray than RiRi's recent Goddess of the Under-Boob!
HE TATTOOED A WOMAN'S FACE ON HIS NECK!
And, upon closer inspection, it looks a lot like a familiar Barbadian bombshell!
We could only be more surprised if it were a portrait of Drake, LOLz!
Hmmm. That truth is harder to swallow than six slices of birthday cakecakecakecake!!
Ch-ch-check out the eerie similarities for yourself (below)!
Tell us why U Breezy would engrave a picture of the ex-girlfriend he physically abused into his neck?