It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Don't Wake Us Up (Up Up Up Up Up) because this breaking Breezy news is so effin' bizarre, it might be a dream!
CB found some fresh neck ink and it's way more cray than RiRi's recent Goddess of the Under-Boob!
HE TATTOOED A WOMAN'S FACE ON HIS NECK!
And, upon closer inspection, it looks a lot like a familiar Barbadian bombshell!
We could only be more surprised if it were a portrait of Drake, LOLz!
Hmmm. That truth is harder to swallow than six slices of birthday cakecakecakecake!!
Ch-ch-check out the eerie similarities for yourself (below)!
Tell us why U Breezy would engrave a picture of the ex-girlfriend he physically abused into his neck?