Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Check out the vid (above) to find out just what Uncle Simon said to turn DemDem into a giggly, blushing schoolgirl!
LOLz! Pure??? Okay, Simon!
Don’t worry, Demi, your secret is safe — oh wait, nevermind! Ha!
Hey, actions speak louder than words, that’s all we’re going to say!