This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Damn! Um, we mean… phew!
George Clooney won't be sleeping alone tonight!
Despite earlier reports that the A-list silver fox had split from his lady love Stacy Keibler, George's rep has come swiftly forward to prove the rumors false. The rep confirmed that the couple is still very happily together and added further:
"A story published by a London tabloid, The Sun, concerning George Clooney and Stacy Keibler is not true. Total fabrication designed to sell newspapers"
Well all right then!
Gotta admit, we were worried there for a bit. You know, Stacy. It wouldn't be a bad idea to get George to put a ring on it.
Call it a security deposit! Or a really glitzy reminder that all's good in the hood!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]